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I’m like Rachel Leigh Cook, looking for my Freddie Prinze.
ThomasPosted on June 6, 2010
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Did you know the iPhone corrects ‘titty’?
ThomasPosted on March 18, 2010
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Well, I HAVE swept a hooker off her feet before.
ThomasPosted on March 11, 2010
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That’s what’s great about the golden arches: they look like breasts. So they’re enticing you with burgers and breasts. You haven’t noticed that before?
Thomas, re: McDonalds.Posted on January 30, 2010
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Honestly, I don’t know what I learned today. I don’t know what I would have done differently.
Thomas, reflecting on one of the worst days of his life: getting mugged (Paper Moon-style) by a father and 7-yr-old son whilst tweeting, not even attempting to chase them down, not filing a police report, and not picking up his allergy medication after spending a night in the ER,Posted on December 11, 2009
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I prefer bigger balls.
Thomas, on the “tapioca balls” in his “bubble tea”Posted on November 24, 2009
We are Mike and Deb. We live in Harlem. We often catch ourselves saying things that fall under the following categories: self-deprecating, sarcastic, excessive, dry, self-indulgent, ridiculous, vain, insensitive, overly-sensitive, ironic, and/or hilarious. We also catch our friends saying things that fall under similar categories.
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