December 2009
5 posts
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“Ok I’m drinking Bud Light in the dark, so typing is even harder.”
– Mike, to Deb, over gchat, 3:30 PM on Xmas Eve.
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“You think you’re “all grown up”? Ha, that’s funny....”
– Deb’s younger brother, Sam.
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“Honestly, I don’t know what I learned today. I don’t know what I...”
– Thomas, reflecting on one of the worst days of his life: getting mugged (Paper Moon-style) by a father and 7-yr-old son whilst tweeting, not even attempting to chase them down, not filing a police report, and not picking up his allergy medication after spending a night in the ER,
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“You motherfuckers need to be SUPPORTIVE when I say I’m going to be nicer...”
– Stan
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“GOD, it looks like all of these people came straight out of a horror movie.”
– Deb, on the inhabitants of Downsville, NY.